It’s all about the data, ‘bout the data, no trouble - CDD Holiday Poem

The holiday season is a time of retrospection and merriment. At CDD, we have a tradition of a sharing a holiday poem (See 2013, 2012, 2011, etc.). This year, we’ve been a bit more playful and have written this year’s poem to the catchy tune of Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” which has been at the top of the Billboard charts for the past few months. We hope you enjoy!

Blue snowman sings a tune

All About the Data (Base)

Because you know

It’s all about the data, ‘bout the data, no trouble

It’s all about the data, ‘bout the data.

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, CDD Vault is who to turn to

When you need to manage data

Like you’re supposed to do

‘Cause we got that Secure Data Sharing all the scientists crave

And all the right features, in all the right places.

You hear the laggard hoarding data on their desktop

Not working with the team

C’mon now make it stop

If you got a heart and brain, embrace the paradigm

‘Cause all your data’s safe

Collaborate with trusted partners.

Yeah my lawyer, she told me, don’t worry about your time.

She says, “IT likes rebooting servers all the time”

You know we won’t be no cumbersome, high TCO enterprise

So if that’s what you’re into, then go ahead and move along.

Because you know

It’s all about the data, ‘bout the data, no trouble (x3)

It’s all about the data, ‘bout the data.

Hey!

I’m tryin’ to do some science

Go ahead and tell them bean counters that

Collaborating’s fun!

If we set up CDD Vault right,

Then we’ll all be more effective from the bottom to the top.

Yeah, the world used to keep all their data locked up within,

But now they will share in the cloud in order to win

We help you collaborate while staying all safe and secure

So you’ll find the answers and finally develop that cure.

CDD Vault is the core of your informatics universe

Sharing data with colleagues to find the solution first!

Because you know

It’s all about the data, ‘bout the data, no trouble (x3)

It’s all about the data, ‘bout the data

For other fun renditions of this song, check out these Chemistry (all about the base, no acid) and Thanksgiving (all about the baste, no butter) parodies! Season’s greetings!